Are you aware that you just told an inmate in prison that she should become a correctional officer? What the fuck is wrong with you?
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i hope revving your motorcycle engine in the middle of the night made you feel better about your small penis

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The honeymoon phase never has to end. —Jimmy Fallon 

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